Get out of this place.

It’s probably time that I give credit to Liz for making sure this tumblr keeps getting updated with good photos as she has taken to photographing a lot of the things you see posted. Including this one. Either it’s a self-timer situation or someone was with her and Kaia during their Nora Ephron-a-thon while I was working all night.

Speaking of, if you need us, Liz and I are now waiting tables at Loca Luna pretty much Monday-Friday lunch. And then at night we’re working at the Flying Saucer.

Little Rock, Arkansas. 5.30.2012.

Liz and I celebrated Memorial Day a day late by cruising the Little Rock National Cemetery. I’m tempted to celebrate all future holidays a day late because the privacy really sets a cool mood out here.

Little Rock, Arkansas. 5.29.2012.

Liz and I had so much fun participating in the NOLA Social Ride, we decided we were going to start our own last-minute Little Rock Social Ride, trying to talk anyone on a bicycle into riding with us around town.

We couldn’t get anyone to join us, but we had a lot of fun chasing the douche in the blue muscle car with racing stripes who peeled out at the intersection, and then yelled “Get out of my way you fucking faggot!” Needless to say, the coward raced through red lights in order to avoid letting us catch up to him in order to have intelligent conversation. Ah, who are we kidding, I was trying to just get close enough to him to put the bottle I had through his windshield, and Liz flat-out wanted to punch him in the face. Honestly, who says ‘faggot’?

Meanwhile, one of our two-person social ride stops was at Pizza D’s where we ran into none other than Steven Lewis!

Little Rock, Arkansas. 5.28.2012.

SIDENOTE: If you’re in Little Rock and interested in a slow-paced, fun ride through Little Rock, let me know because I’m down. And maybe we could wear a costume or something if we feel like getting crazy. And maybe I’m already in costume right now, hoping you’ll e-mail me immediately. I don’t know.

Kaia misunderstood my intention when I said we were going to Dad’s for lunch today. Boo Radley the cat certainly thinks so anyway.

Judsonia, Arkansas. 5.27.2012.

This is me at the pinnacle of frustration, trying to figure out why my laptop screen keeps going black after I log in. Apple users please try to refrain from telling me it’s because I’m using a PC (unless you’d like to personally buy me a Mac).

Beebe, Arkansas. 5.26.2012.

Watching Pirates of the Caribbean and playing Puyi Barbie with Caroline.

North Little Rock, Arkansas. 5.25.2012.

Oh, nothing. Just hanging out at Beverly and Gary’s, having a glass of wine and watching the deer play some mixed doubles.

Little Rock, Arkansas. 5.24.2012.

I was a vegetarian for a year and a half and I don’t think Mum accommodated it once. I’d show up for dinner and we’d be having my favorite meat dishes. But when I bring home Veggie Liz, Mum jumps up and makes grilled cheese sandwiches and tomato soup. Mum doesn’t look sneaky, but you have to watch her or she’ll play favorites on you.

Floyd, Arkansas. 5.23.2012.

Mom’s growing sweet potato trees in the kitchen.

Beebe, Arkansas. 5.22.2012.

The drive from New Orleans to Little Rock is a whole lot prettier when these two ladies can be found just out the window.

Belzoni, Mississippi. 5.21.2012.