Get out of this place.

This just in: Jew glasses exist.  When my Jewish friend Whitney came to the Christmas party in full-on Jew gear, she was sporting a pair of glasses that, when worn, surround every light with a Star of David.  A car’s headlights become two bright Stars of David.  A lighted Christmas tree is instantly adorned by dozens of twinkling Stars of David.  And, as Maurice’s reaction reveals, a camera flash is like a Star of David in strobe light form.  I have no idea how the technology works, but those sneaky Jews nailed it on this one.

New Orleans, Louisiana. 12.4.2010.