I started laughing in the middle of the procedure. The doctor, who is a licensed chiropractor, was a fast-talker (maybe he was speaking in tongues?), so his explanation is kind of lost on me, but I think he used the electricity in his body to sense the electrical current in mine. He felt around and determined something in my large intestine is weak. He told me to stop eating sugar and wheat, and to stop drinking beer.
Naturally, Liz and I went straight to the bar to process the experience. I decided to give it a go for the rest of the day. And then I decided I’m not going to be surrounded by home-cookin’ and not eat it. Bring on the bread, booze and baked goods!
Little Rock, Arkansas. 12.11.2012.